walex:

mikerickson:

jakke:

pepperrae:

lawschooled:

Questions relating to proper conduct may be answered by an independent, non-partisan adviser.

“I wore no ornament save my wedding ring, a small pair of pearl earbobs, and a green velvet ribbon round the stalk of my neck.” Well, my musical is clearly the fanciest.

“Define a competitive equilibrium with taxes.”

Damn. I’m a gay economist and even I wouldn’t go to that musical.

“Good forearm development is necessary to create a championship physique, but forearm strength is just as important.” -Source

This is going to be the most jacked musical ever.

Regain My Composure

Can you guys not read instructions or did you all manage to put your finger down on the first word of the sentence?

“[Irregularity is especially inevitable because so] many different kinds of changes are always buffeting the language from various directions; collisions are inevitable.” -Source