- Dog: You were gone for a long time.
- Me: Yeah, I was.
- Dog: I thought you were never coming back.
- Me: I know. That's because you're a dog.
- Dog: I really missed you.
- Me: Aww, I missed you too, buddy.
- Dog: ...so, are you going to finish that sandwich?
- Me: Ahhh, there it is.